To+the+Anti-Storks

** If you insist that there has been a mistake, we’ll still punish you, but no hard feelings between us. ** **  Either that, or just plead Pro-Stork in the discussion posts. Either that or do the Pee-Pee Dance. **
 * It has come to our attention that you have rejected Stork. **

** WE ARE THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE  ** ** You are hardly an immovable object. **

** TRY TO UNDERSTAND, AND YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. ** **  STORK was discovered with three things in mind:  ** ** Stork ** ** Stork ** ** Stork **

** But since its creation it has become much more :  ** ** Stork ** ** Stork ** ** Stork ** **Advancement of thought ** ** Stork^2 ** ** Warbler ** ** Warbler ** ** Warbler ** ** Warbler^2 ** ** Wark ** ** Storbler ** ** Science? ** ** Superexistence. **

** Warkology is the name. Everything’s the game. ** ** Stork^2 is GUT [see Super-Math] **

** What is Stork? ** ** Everything and nothing, due to the dual nature of existence, which means it has existence and anti-existence. ** ** Stork is the reason for everything, with Warbler. **

** Warblers are the Higher-Order Beings of the FUTURE. ** ** If there is a Stork behind anything, there is also a Warbler, and their coexistence is the reason why matter and energy exist. **

** __The Ticktock Choo-Choo__ describes the non-linear nature of Time itself. **

** WARBLER FUNCTIONS ** ** Wake and warbling create forces, particles and information. **

** The Stork is only a certain point in time that we use to describe other Storks and accompanying Warblers relative to it, so as we do not delve too deeply into the infinite series of past, present and future Storks. **

** WE CAN EXPAND AN IDEA UNTIL THERE IS A BRAINPLOSION. CARE FOR SECONDS? **

** wHAT tHE? -wAFFLE ! **