The+Stork+Hypothesis

=The Stork Hypothesis=

//"Why is the sky blue?"// //"Stork."//

History
There was a Stork. This Stork is known plainly as "Stork". We know not where it came from, or if it came from anything at all. All we know is that it was. And from it came a Stork, and from that Stork came a Stork, and so on, until now exists Cardinal Stork. Cardinal Stork is therefore referred to mathematically as n, and all Storks before it relative to n (e.g. Stork n-1). The value of n cannot be known, as it is a mathematical impossibility. Stork is 1, the first. Or at least he is currently the first. It is a tragedy of Storkology that the Stork lineage cannot be traced back farther than Stork.

Cardinal Stork brings forth all other Storks. Every Stork is divided into a class. A Stork may be a Guardian Stork, or a Creator Stork. Creator Storks bring forth the world as we know it, and Guardian Storks watch over that world. There is a Creator and Guardian Stork for all natural items, and a Guardian Stork for all man-made items.

Examples
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 * The Blue Sky Stork, whose discovery led to the creation of Storkology
 * The Stork Scripture, which is the fundamentals of Storkology, the original and unabridged version of the all-important Stork debate
 * The Storkology Stork - the Stork who watches over Storkology and all those who participate in it. Storkology [for lack of a better term] is the study of the// Leptoptilos crumeniferus de prep abl superus planitiei, or the study of the Stork of the Higher Plane //
 * The Storkosis Stork-the Stork of affliction of the mind; symptoms include conversion to Storkology and the effects of withdrawal [not a light subject]. Once the initial dose is administered, either the mind is addicted or rejects it. Statistically speaking*, 99% of viewers will convert to Storkology, and the remaining 1% are lost forever to the stars [serious effect of rejection of Storkology] or imagined to be lost, as we reeeaaally don't know whatever happened to them [ask us no questions and we'll tell you no lies]
 * The Stork Theory, which is the Stork Hypothesis backed by a proof/evidence, antecedent of the Stork Hypothesis
 * The Stork Hyperthesis, which is a concept that is inevitable as a result of the Stork Hypothesis and the Chimpostulate
 * The Stork Conjecture, which goes over the question of the creation and existence of all storks save for The Stork
 * A Manifestation of the Greater Earthbound Stork and the Lesser Earthbound Stork [the latter first] below:**
 * A giant Stork, fossil discovered some time ago, the species** **//Leptoptilos robustus// sp. nov. Preyed on hobbits?**
 * You can read up on it at**


 * This topic of existence was brought up by the Ciscan Venturer [the asker], and the Gate-Keeper of the Walden Forest. It was the Keeper who answered with the Stork Hypothesis, but both of us and them who will continue the argument. At some indefinite point in time, we and they shall come up with the Proof for the Stork Hypothesis, which will involve the postulate of existence by unproof of no existence, and other such things. From now on, it shall be duly noted that the creators of the pages shall be given due credit, to avoid any potential bafflement or bloodshed. On that note, happy Delusion Day [D-DAY]!**
 * It's actually closer to 50%, give or take potential acceptors and rejectors. At any rate, the actual ratio of converts to nonbelievers will always be at least 99:1, but never 100:1, reasoned by warped postulates and creative guesses. The believer always has more weight given to him/her than the nonbeliever, except for the rare circumstance of the nonbeliever being an Instructor [they are a form of being above our grade, until we reach the magical line of post-collegial status, then things change]. Oh, I think, therefore I am. I overdo, I become more. What a fantastical little space system we have fashioned for, by and of ourselves.**