Warbler+Hypothesis

For upcoming news and possibilities, ask the Free Man. Otherwise, refer to the wiki denial page [insert rapberries and thus The Chimpostulate here]. Before we begin, let's hearken back to the creation of Storkology. The Stork Hypothesis was formulated as a result of the direct observation of the Blue Sky Stork. The central idea to the Stork Hypothesis is that there is a Stork behind everything, including ideas [thought-chains], objects [natural] and guidance of man-made constructs. Effectively, they are the creators, the thinkers, the direct effect on all, so they could be considered as the brains of this logic system. Well, it was decided there needed to be a branch of Storkology that would try to explain the physical structure of the universe, whether directly or indirectly. After all, there may be dimensions and brain-work present, but it is not real, not concrete until you prove that it has a physical support. It just so happens that the leading Storkologist was smashing protons together with his handy-dandy Particle Enlightener, and discovered the trace left behind by an unknown particle. The trace it left was a unique force, one that bonded anything together, as well as producing particles that would restrain eachother from leaving the observable universe, which prevent the leaking of the Omnibubble and thus implosion/rip. This apparent force, when analyzed, revealed a crucial clue: Something had passed through the collider, and its moment of existence and interaction with space produced that force, which bonded gluons and quarks together. That Something had also left new particles in its wake, all canceling their counterparts but leving behind conventional particles, which left a framework for other particles to merge and interact with eachother. Without that dynamic framework, particles would not stay in the observable universe, and instead would travel uninhibited to parallel universes and external dimensions. By leaving our Omnibubble, the mesh of the universe would begin to fray, and eventually collapse. Matter as we know it would start to decompose, and all known forces would not function similarly everywhere. All existence would be nullified, as the Omnibubble is destroyed, and the Stork of Our Omnibubble would fade into nothingness which is part of the Stork Property 1. It was readily apparent to the Great Storkologist that he must pursue this Something, this Divulger of mysterious forces and atomic particles. It was determined that this Something had a Wake, a Wake in the Vacuum that allowed otherwise nonexistant particles and forces to materialize and interact. Its wake was indirectly observable, and it created ripples in the space-time continuum.These ripples could be directly linked to graviton resonance, and it was through experimenting with this phenomenon the perpetrator was observed. At first glance, the Storkologist could not believe his senses. The Something had a relative defined shape, one that continuously flowed and moved through space-time in a random manner. There were inumerable amounts of them, all interacting seamlessly with eachother and influencing the ambient [lower dimension]. These were Things of a Higher Nature, and because of the way they seemed to emanate ripples from their relative frontpoint, it was decided that they Warbled [see Collection of Words, Superexistent, New and Derived__]__ forces/particles. They were then dubbed "Warblers". Even the relative spanned shape of these Things resembled an avian form, and the their arbitrary nomenclature seemed even more apt. It was only till later that these front-point ripples were sources of information, and that they would have invaluable connnections to the transmission of all kinds of information, and how information is imprinted in the fabric of space time and coded into directly observable means simultaneously Warbling was the term coined for this phenomenon]. See the Warbling Dual-Nature Effect. These Warblers seemed to be infinite, and yet so undetectable, except by extremely unconventional methods. The condensed hypothesis is this : **Warblers, Higher-Order Beings, enable physical existence by their interactions with the Space-Time Continuum, in the form of their Wake, and subsequently produce forces and particles that maintain the overall framework of our Observable Universe. They are also vital to Information and its Creation, Transmission and Destruction, and the non-linear nature of Time.** It is through Warblers that the Observable Universe gets its form and function, but Storks give it purpose and thus Destiny. To see some of the many properties of Warblology, see Warbler Property 1, Warbler Property 2, Warbler Property 3, Warbler Property 4, Warbler Property 5.... Diagrams will be shown below, and for clarification on the links on this page, see the below [first scans of drawings, then hopefully computer-rendered images, so I apologize for uninterpretation/misinterpretation of content by viewers]:

Warblerogical Dimensions. See Storkological Dimensions for a neater pic. For a "real"-life reference, or Earthbound Warbler, see this: