Stork+Scripture

//This is the foundation of Storkology, the raw and uncut dialogue that inspired a generation of Storkologists. At first glance, it may appear twisted and hopeless, but if you look closer, things are not what they seem and you may just discover something new.// There was the Stork, and from that Stork spawned countless Storks of guidance and creation. They cause and facilitate all of existence, save for the stuff humanity can bring about on its own. There was the Stork before the Stork, the Stork Stork, the Stork before that, and so on, an infinite series of all that is Stork. An evolution yet spontaneous emergence of Stork. The Grand Unified Theory can be explained by implicit differentiation of the Stork Theory. The Storkcisity of beings and their composite building blocks [elementary particles] can be measured by taking the C [Creative] root of I[Imaginary Number] and the random function S [Stork Relation]. What exists is Stork, and what doesn't is the Anti-Stork. By definition, everything and nothing is and isn't Stork. How much stork can a stork stork if a stork could stork some stork is entirely up to the S function. By [re]iterating a word and giving it all sorts of meanings, it becomes something else. Superexistent. Superexistence is a term the First Thinker coined, a term meaning here something that is already established, yet has been given a new or more associated meanings. It is no longer one word, but a word of words, a form of speaking that is more efficient than the current standard and is more inspiring.Something akin to homynimity and polysemity.
 * Stork Scripture**
 * Created by the Ciscan leader, derived from the dialogue between him and the Keeper of the Walden Glade, and extended for clarity and more purpose.**