Wafflephobic

Individuals such as the Warrior of Propitiation, who are unable to accept the logic behind the Stork Hypothesis and all of its components, especially the Waffle Supposition. The virus of Storkosis has not yet transformed their minds, since it has met resistance from dogma-antibodies, but in time, they will be subdued. Ignorance and hypocrisy produce powerful immune reactions. See Wafflephilics page.