Absolute+Stork+Principle

We can declare this to be true: **By the Stork Scripture and thus Storkology, it can be assumed there is a Creator/Guardian Stork to disprove any attack on this established belief system. That particular Stork has more authority than the Anti-Stork of Proof/Disproof, for unnamed reasons. Since Storks have absolute power over any idea and connection, any attempt to bring down the system is inherently false/destined for failure.** Since we are qualified [and the founding fathers of] Storkologists, it can be assumed we will most likely have more reasoning power than the challenger. After all, who has the Stork Scripture and knowledge of All that Exists and Why? Any holes in our fabrics of logic can be easily explained, any contradiction avoided or confronted and struck down. We //are// the Subliminalists.